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Gone are the days of buying dad a tie and calling it Father’s Day. He deserves a bit more creativity when it comes to the perfect gift, and there is no better way to say “I love you” and “you’re just the best” than with a present that is delicious (or pairs well with delicious things). After all, they say the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. (And I can personally vouch for this.)
Lucky for all you last-minute shoppers, Amazon boasts a bevy of wonderful items that ship in 24 hours or less. And even luckier for you penny-pinchers: They’re all priced affordably at less than $20!
Now you have no excuse to not celebrate the man who gave you life or the man who raised you, or the man who you call sugar daddy (the economy is tough, after all #nojudgment).
Check out 10 awesome options below.
Aside from being an awful child, the biggest offense you can commit is under-seasoning meat on the grill. Help dad prevent a protein tragedy with this barbecue rub set that features flavors like Cajun, Caribbean, Mexican, Southwest and Memphis BBQ.
The next best thing to an actual pizza (which clearly wouldn’t travel well via UPS) is a pizza-shaped tray full of pizza-flavored almonds, peanuts and cashews. All that’s missing is pepperoni, but buying him a cured or dried variety in addition to this set would be both inexpensive and clever. You’re welcome.
Desert Blaze 5 Sizzling Sauces, $11.88
If dad does forget to season the steaks and chicken he’s tossing on the grill, he’ll need to salvage the meal with one of these five hot sauces: Mango-Habanero, Chipotle, Sriracha, Green Chili and Cayenne.
You go, girl — err — grill. But only if you buy your father this witty apron that reminds the neighborhood who’s backyard boss.
Not a soul on earth would pass up a bite of a cosmic brownie, and dad is no exception. Remind him that you’re just the sweetest with this Father’s Day-branded kit that already has my mouth watering.
Be less of a jerk and buy dad a jerky-making kit so he can take on the new and exciting hobby of curing his favorite meats. It’s a welcomed departure from golf, fishing and other stereotypical dad activities that are, frankly, so played out. (Says the homosexual.)
Midi International Snack Box, $13.46
For the dad who enjoys traveling but also enjoys spending every night in a La-Z-Boy doing absolutely nothing, here is your opportunity to bring him flavors from the world with 12 full-size snacks.
Yoda Best Dad Mug, $13.99
If your dad doesn’t reply with “I am your father” after receiving this, then he didn’t deserve it to begin with. I don’t make the rules.
Silly fortune cookies, tricks are for dad … which is precisely why this funny and interactive gift is ideal for getting back at the biggest prankster in your life.
VAHDAM Green Tea Bag Sampler, $9.99
Some dads just need to chill the eff out, and a green tea sampler is a much healthier alternative to whiskey — and that’s on period.
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