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If you’re expecting, there’s a good chance you’ve spent many a middle-of-the-night wide awake, unborn tap-dancing on your insides, desperately seeking solace from an unknown online sisterhood sharing pregnancy quotes and memes on socials.
Whilst pregnancy quotes don’t quite have the substance of an actual chat with a mate that’s been through pregnancy and got the spit-up stained t-shirt, they can, we’d argue, provide a source of comfort and light relief when pregnancy feels nerve-wracking, uncomfortable, exciting, overwhelming, lonely – and everything in-between.
There’s a pregnancy quote or meme for pretty much every emotion and experience that comes as part and parcel of baby-growing, so we scoured the web for the most reassuring, relatable, and witty one-liners for you to have on-hand whenever you need.
Some are cute, some straight-talking, and some funny, though we kept the cheese to a strict minimum. Keep scrolling for 62 pregnancy quotes that won’t make your insides recoil with cringe (no Live, Laugh, Loves here).
The funniest pregnancy quotes
Just need a lol? No doubt, some of the wild ride of pregnancy makes for some hilarious content. Scroll through these if you're after a laugh.
Pregnancy brain made me forget the word "cheese" and this is a new level of betrayal.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) July 24, 2020
my friend said she can’t hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you’ve known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok
— charisse 💫 (@gngchar) April 3, 2021
Oh you think I, an adult woman who has already birthed one child, WONT obsessively google “can you be so pregnant you actually explode?” Because I gotta tell you I already did
— amil (@amil) May 24, 2020
I just started crying while watching a Post-It commercial.
Pregnancy confirmed.— samantha jo ❄️❄️ (@samanthajcampen) August 22, 2012
The most relatable pregnancy quotes
If you need to know that you are most definitely not alone in your strange symptoms, bizarre cravings and mood fluctulations, then these are for you.
Pregnancy: So you're going to be extra tired, and it's really important you get a lot of rest.
Me: Got it, more sleep
Pregnancy: Ha! No.... remember those side effects we talked about? You definitely won't be able to sleep.— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) May 2, 2019
At that point in the final stage of pregnancy where after I drop something on the floor I say to myself, “I’ll just pick that up once the baby is here.” 🤰🏼
— Andrea Brooks (@AndreaKBrooks) November 22, 2019
For those wondering how far along I am, I'm at the stage of pregnancy where I can't look at a dog without crying. #PregnancyProblems
— Kenzie Butcher (@DubsKenzie) September 14, 2016
One of the first symptoms of pregnancy is extreme exhaustion and I'm here to tell you it's not so much a symptom, as it is a permanent side effect
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) January 21, 2020
5 Stages of Pregnancy:
1: Crying
2: Peeing
3: Crying because you peed
4: Peeing because you're crying
5: The toilet is your home now— Sam (@SufficientCharm) April 24, 2017
Today I dropped a pair of socks and they rolled under my dresser. I have decided I no longer need those socks. #pregnancyproblems
— April Bradley (@abrad83) September 16, 2016
The best real-talk pregnancy quotes
Pregnancy can be wonderful. It can also be complex and challenging. For those in need of some honesty, scroll the below.
Being pregnant is the best way to get unwanted advice on literally anything.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) January 26, 2016
(I am 6 months pregnant)
Me after ordering my coffee:
Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant.
Me: I’m... not pregnant.
Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry!
And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice.— Jax ⚡️Philosopher Queen (@Diamond_Jax) August 2, 2019
The best pregnancy quotes about post-birth
And what about the fabled 'forth trimester?' When you reach that period, these quotes might resonate.
You never realize how many people you just don't like until you try to name a baby
— Uncle Jeff (@PickleRudd) August 13, 2020
You can drink wine or not.
You can pierce your kids’ ears or not.
You can breast feed or do formula.
You can sleep train or wing it.
YOU are the mother. Don’t listen to the noise. Do yourself a favor and find a community that supports you, not schools you.— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) March 23, 2021
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