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The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen

BBC Pictures
BBC Pictures

This year's The Apprentice has provided us with a lot of entertainment, from Alex Mills' eyebrows to the candidates tasks antics, but most importantly, we've enjoyed the phrases that have come out of their mouths.

Whether it's been about something obvious or a play on words they thought sounded clever, we've collected the ones that made us chuckle in amusement for your viewing pleasure!

- Alex Mills has trouble identifying vegetables: (picking up a bunch of carrots) What are these?

The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen
The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen

Alex provided some good one liners (BBC Pictures)

- TMI Alex, TMI!: When a shop keeper asks Alex if he wants Viagra, Alex responds: "I don't need any of that, I'm from Wales!" Who knew!

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- Jason Leech spreads his words of wisdom: "You don't put a cook in the kitchen who can't handle the food."

- Alex has a far few doppelgangers it seems: "I've had Freddie Mercury…Dracula…" Alex has said when asked: "Has anybody ever said you look like anyone?"

- Luisa sets the record straight: "People look at me and assume I'm just a bimbo… just because I've got fake hair, fake nails, fake boobs..."

The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen
The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen

The candidates get to work (BBC Pictures)

- It's not a scent we would like Natalie: "There's a really nice smell around here". "It's manure" she's told, to which she responds: "Is that what it is?"

Even Lord Sugar has made us laugh!

- To Zeeshaan Shah after the Dubai task: "Thank God I didn't send you out to buy 20 camels, you'd come back with a packet of fags!"

- Passing his judgement on a piece of flat pack furniture made by one team: "Functional, yes. Functional in the sense that it's easy to wheel it out to the skip to throw it away!"

The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen
The Apprentice 2013: The Best Quotes Of The Series As The Final Five Are Chosen

Even Jason shared some of his words of wisdom (BBC Pictures)

- Lord Sugar expresses his surprise at sending a tee total candidate into a brewery: "How do you send people to a brewery that don't drink? In Zee's case particularly, he is as dry as a cream cracker in the bleeding Sahara Desert!"

With a few more weeks to go before the winner of The Apprentice is announced, we can't wait to see what other gems the remaining candidates come out with.

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