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Quotes of the Week: Gen V, DWTS, Magnum P.I., Big Brother and More

Quotes of the Week: Gen V, DWTS, Magnum P.I., Big Brother and More
Quotes of the Week: Gen V, DWTS, Magnum P.I., Big Brother and More

Daylight saving time might be over, but at least we got an extra hour to enjoy the shows in our Quotes of the Week compilation.

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In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.

This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from The Morning Show, Loki, Big Brother and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, plus a parting shot from House of Villains‘ Tiffany Pollard that we should warn you is markedly more R-rated than most of our usual quotes. But we just couldn’t resist.

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Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Billions‘ series finale (grade the episode!), Upload and Gen V, plus quotable moments from Selling Sunset, Magnum P.I., Frasier and more shows.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!

SELLING SUNSET

SELLING SUNSET
SELLING SUNSET

“Noah’s Ark is a movie? I thought it was a book.”

Emma is hilariously confused about the origins of the phrase, “If you build it, they will come”

UPLOAD (Episode 5)

UPLOAD (Episode 5)
UPLOAD (Episode 5)

“Is that why you haven’t answered my calls in months, because you’ve been sleeping with my body the whole time?”

“Oh, well, I mean, I wouldn’t call it sleeping.”

“I don’t know if I should be jealous or give myself a high-five.”

“Definitely give yourself a high-five.”

“Jealous it is.”

Backup Copy Nathan (Robbie Amell) reacts to Nora’s (Andy Allo) announcement that she’s in a relationship with Original Nathan

UPLOAD (Episode 6)

UPLOAD (Episode 6)
UPLOAD (Episode 6)

“You could be penniless and have, like, diarrhea every day for the rest of your life, and I would still be into you, Nathan Brown.”

“That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. And I have both of those things.”

Ingrid (Allegra Edwards) gives the Original Nathan (Robbie Amell) — who’s had trouble, um, adjusting since downloading — a confidence boost

MAGNUM P.I.

MAGNUM P.I.
MAGNUM P.I.

“So, I was just doing that to get her out of here. You’re not serious about that whole discipline thing, are you?”

“Thomas, I’m English and I went to boarding school. What do you think?”

[Thomas clearly doesn’t know what to think]

“To be continued.”

Thomas (Jay Hernandez) and Juliet (Perdita Weeks) have a (fake?) spat at a family clinic

NEVER BEEN CHRIS’D

NEVER BEEN CHRIS’D
NEVER BEEN CHRIS’D

“I have big plans for our week together: crafting, baking, caroling, Christmas movies. I recorded 40 of them, and… I Googled where we can buy all the scarves. We can do that tonight!”

Mom Linda (Linda Ko), making daughter Naomi instantly regret coming home for the holidays

BILLIONS

BILLIONS
BILLIONS

“Hi, Axe. I want to thank you for your counsel.”

“Oh, s—t.”

When Gov. Dunlop (Melina Kanakaredes) suddenly enters the picture, Mike (Corey Stoll) knows he’s finished

BILLIONS (Bonus Quote!)

BILLIONS (Bonus Quote!)
BILLIONS (Bonus Quote!)

“I really don’t want to say goodbye to you again.”

“Then don’t.”

Axe (Damian Lewis) and Wendy (Maggie Siff) leave things on a hopeful note as she departs Axe Capital

DANCING WITH THE STARS

DANCING WITH THE STARS
DANCING WITH THE STARS

“My strategy is to go unnoticed for long enough that I accidentally win.”

Alyson Hannigan explains her approach to the Halloween dance marathon, in which couples are eliminated by the judges until only one is left standing

FRASIER

FRASIER
FRASIER

“Ugh, have you still got passion? We’re in our 60s, man! What’s wrong with ‘good enough’? What’s wrong with ‘this’ll do’? What’s wrong with limping toward the finish line?”

Alan (Nicholas Lyndhurst) makes an inspiring case for letting go of life’s nagging ambitions

HOUSE OF VILLAINS

HOUSE OF VILLAINS
HOUSE OF VILLAINS

“Omarosa, may I also say that I find you to be a c—k-sucking, c-m-guzzling, Republican c—t? And I sleep better at night knowing that you’re not in the White House.”

HBIC Tiffany “New York” Pollard reveals that she’s not the biggest fan of former Apprentice star Omarosa Manigault Newman

THE MORNING SHOW

THE MORNING SHOW
THE MORNING SHOW

“You know, when you became CEO, my expectations were low. But it turns out, I overestimated you.”

Cybil (Holland Taylor) can’t help but get a dig in as she realizes she’s more in the know about UBA than Cory, the network’s president, is

BIG BROTHER

BIG BROTHER
BIG BROTHER

“I do feel betrayed because Matt said to me, ‘If I win HOH, I will never put you up.’ How foolish is it of me to hold Matty above everybody else? Take two of these, one for you and one for Jag. Matter of fact, there’s an extra for Bowie Jane!”

Cirie jokingly flips off most of the BB house after Head of Household and close friend Matt nominates her for eviction

GEN V

GEN V
GEN V

“I’m missing a farm-to-table f—kfest at Ina and Jeffrey’s to be at this board meeting.”

Ashley (Colby Minifie) would rather be elsewhere than cleaning up Vought’s latest mess

GEN V (Bonus Quote!)

GEN V (Bonus Quote!)
GEN V (Bonus Quote!)

“When’s the last time you saw sunlight?”

“Is ‘Gangnam Style’ still a thing?”

Cate (Maddie Phillips) frees a supe prisoner from The Woods

A CHRISTMAS FREQUENCY

A CHRISTMAS FREQUENCY
A CHRISTMAS FREQUENCY

“Okay, how about this: Let’s just take lunch to think about it. Yeah?”

“You really don’t remember that I’m intermittent fasting? I am not having lunch.”

“Right. Well, I’m still eating…”

“Well, good for you!”

Hangry radio host Brooke (Denise Richards), when producer Kenzie (Ansley Gordon) asks to “circle back”

BOSCH: LEGACY

BOSCH: LEGACY
BOSCH: LEGACY

“I’d like to point out, by the way, my EV saved us.”

“How you figure?”

“No gas tank. No gas, no fire ball.”

“Ehhh, that only happens in the movies. Sorry to burst your bubble, pal.”

Mo (Stephen A. Chang) wants some credit for him and Harry (Titus Welliver) cheating death

LOKI

LOKI
LOKI

“Wait. You’re a writer?”

“Yes! Science fiction!”

“I’m doomed.”

Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is disappointed — initially, at least — to learn that the O.B. (Ke Huy Quan) on this particular timeline is a sci-fi author, not a scientist

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY

“Oh. My. Gosh. I cannot believe he’s going to Colombia. He’ll probably be held up at gunpoint at least once or twice on his mission. My friend’s son was just there. He was held up at gunpoint, like, weekly. … But I mean, overall, it’s thrilling.”

Lisa Barlow, being totally OK and very chill about her son’s Mormon mission assignment

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