What does Logan do to set the events of Succession into motion?
Calls his daughter by his wife’s name
Urinates on a carpet
Drives a car into a lake
What is Greg doing when we first meet him?
Hiding from an employer in a toilet cubicle
Vomiting inside a theme park mascot head
Hitchhiking to New York
Complete the quote from Logan's brother Ewan: “The Logan Roy school of journalism? What’s next, the …”
“Marquis de Sade chastity support centre?”
“Marc Bolan school of advanced motoring?”
“Jack the Ripper women’s health clinic?”
Which Beastie Boys song is Kendall rapping to in his very first Succession scene?
An Open Letter to NYC
Putting Shame in your Game
What is Tom’s last name?
In which country does Kendall attend rehab?
Which football team does Logan Roy support?
Heart of Midlothian FC
Which of the following was not a real Vaulter headline?
The Story of Egypt’s Revolution in ‘Jurassic Park’ Gifs
5 Reasons Why Drinking Milk on the Toilet Is Kind of a Game-Changer
Someone Is Making Soap Shaped Like Jerry Seinfeld’s Face, Because White People
What does Roman dress as at the Waystar theme park?
The world’s fattest pig
The world’s slipperiest snake
The world’s biggest turkey
How many times did Tom email Greg the phrase ‘You can’t make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs’ in a single evening?
Complete Connor’s quote. “Sometimes I think I’ll never truly understand Dad until I …”
“Strangle a baby”
“Screw my mom”
What happened to the therapist the family hired in Austerlitz?
He sued the Roys for gross mistreatment
He smashed his teeth out in a swimming pool
He faked his own death
Which of these insults was not directed at Tom by the Roys?
“Like a divorce attorney from the Twin Cities”
“Like a sweaty corpse”
“The cunt of Monte Cristo”
Which peripheral Peep Show character is mentioned in season two of Succession?
Big Mad Andy
Complete the lyric from Kendall Roy’s rap about his father: “Shaper of views, creator of news …”
“Hails from Scotland, likes penny chews”
“Father of many, paid all his dues”
“You’ll never catch my daddy singing the blues”
In season one, Tom takes Greg to dinner. What do they eat?
What does Roman sneak away to watch on his phone during Shiv and Tom’s wedding?
An ASMR TikTok video
Live footage of a shuttle explosion
What was the name of the Broadway musical financed by Connor Roy for girlfriend Willa?
When does Shiv tell Tom she wants an open marriage?
At her father’s bedside
When he proposes
On their wedding night
For what offence did Logan once beat Roman with a slipper?
Wetting the bed
Shaving his head
Ordering lobster in a restaurant
What was Connor’s big policy during his presidential bid?
Dismantle the social welfare system
Make Puerto Rico an American state
What does Tom do on his own stag night?
Pierce his nipples
Eat his own semen
Wear a Logan Roy mask during an orgy
In season two, Logan’s ex-wife Caroline sells her loyalty for $20m and …
A bottle of gin
The promise of seeing her adult children every Christmas
Finish this Tom quote: “Canada? Canada with the …”
“Healthcare and the ennui?”
“Syrup and the psychopaths?”
“Manners and the sensible shoes?”
How did Tom attempt to assert dominance over Logan in the season two finale?
By sleeping in his bed
By wearing his bathrobe
By eating his chicken
1:B, 2:B, 3:C, 4:B, 5:B, 6:C, 7:B, 8:A, 9:C, 10:C, 11:B, 12:B, 13:B, 14:B, 15:B, 16:C, 17:C, 18:A, 19:C, 20:C, 21:A, 22:B, 23:C, 24:A, 25:C
25 and above.
A perfect score. And I’m no fool. I know what this means. You’re coming for me. You’ve seen me living the high life, painstakingly piecing together an unnecessarily long quiz about a TV show for a newspaper, and you want what I’ve got. Well not today, sunshine. This is war. This is all-out war and I’m going FULL FUCKING BEAST.
13 and above.
Very nicely done. True, it wasn’t perfect. And, true, by even getting any of these questions wrong, you’ve shown the world what a bubbling knucklehead you are. But you tried your best. Unfortunately it wasn’t good enough. To quote Logan Roy, fuck off.
9 and above.
Less than half correct. Does this mean you kept half an eye on the last two seasons while you scrolled through TikTok on your phone? Does it mean you’ve only managed to absorb the moments of Succession that became memes? You have a lot to bone up on.
0 and above.
Oh dear. You haven’t done very well here at all. You clearly don’t know enough about Succession. To paraphrase a quote you probably can’t remember, you’re a fuckwad and you fucked it.