TV tonight: former teen star Billie Piper plays former teen star Suzie Pickles

I Hate Suzie

9pm, Sky Atlantic

Nine years on from their previous collaboration, the bold comedy-drama Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Billie Piper and the writer Lucy Prebble reunite for this tale of the consequences of childhood stardom. Piper stars as the former teen singer and Hollywood star Suzie Pickles, whose idyllic rural family life is suddenly disrupted by the hack of her personal photos, leading to a PR nightmare involving that questionable credo: deny, deny, deny. Piper is on top form as the frazzled Suzie in this treatise on the cost of fame. Ammar Kalia

Celebrity MasterChef: A Recipe for Success

8pm, BBC One

John Torode and Gregg Wallace recall encounters with the critics from the 300 or so celebs who have passed through the MasterChef kitchen. Which contestants have tickled their taste buds? And perhaps more entertainingly, which have induced nausea? Phil Harrison

Location, Location, Location: 20 Years and Counting

8pm, Channel 4

It is hard to believe that we have already had two decades of Kirsty and Phil’s flirtatious on screen house-hunting presence. This retrospective series dives into the archives to unearth their choicest moments together, opening with the first-time buyers they have helped. AK

Cops v Criminals: Crime and Punishment

9pm, Channel 4

A snapshot of the work of Hampshire police’s domestic violence and historic sex offences teams – both of those being areas that underscore worries about cuts to the police itself, and to related public services. The overall theme is officers who can never hope to heal victims’ pain. Jack Seale

Mandy
9.30pm, BBC Two

Diane Morgan’s snippet of slapstick comedy concludes with a typically far-fetched yet funny double bill. First, there’s a money-making scheme to breed doberman pinschers before a dinner at Lord Trent’s house turns into an Agatha Christie-style whodunnit. But Mandy isn’t invited. AK

Squeamish About

10.30pm, BBC Two

Matt Berry’s unpredictable historical satire concludes with a trip to the countryside, the “backbone of the nation”. Squeamish raids the archives to give us footage on the occult with the help of “satanic expert Kate Humble”, as well as an account of the traditional hunting of the May Queen. AK

Film choice

Get Out (Jordan Peele, 2017) 9pm, Film 4
“Don’t go to a white girl’s parents’ house!” a friend explicitly warns young – and black – Chris (Daniel Kaluuya); but off he goes with girlfriend Rose (Allison Williams) to the family’s rural mansion. As a large family gathering unfolds, social embarrassments give way to a racist menace, in director/writer Jordan Peele’s chilling satire. Paul Howlett

Live sport

European Tour golf: The ISPS Handa UK Championship 12 noon, Sky Sports Main Event. Day one coverage of the inaugural event.

Premier League darts 6.30pm, Sky Sports Main Event. Ninth round matches.

PGA Tour golf: The BMW Championship 10pm, Sky Sports Main Event. Day one coverage from Olympia Fields Country Club.