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20 of the best Christmas memes to cheer you up this year

  • <p>11,000, to be exact. And this year we're more ready than ever. <br><br><strong>Like this article? </strong><a href="https://hearst.emsecure.net/optiext/optiextension.dll?ID=nPTl681bgeiKhoMTpW31pzPluR1KbK8iYdv56%2BzY5rdcCoNqPYqUsTx_%2BXEjZKPdzGeMe03lZk%2B1nA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Sign up to our newsletter" class="link rapid-noclick-resp"><strong>Sign up to our newsletter</strong></a><strong> to get more articles like this delivered straight to your inbox.</strong><br></p>
    1/13

    13) Can Christmas hurry up already?

    11,000, to be exact. And this year we're more ready than ever.

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  • <p>We're getting weird meta vibes from Mariah turning herself into a meme but, hey, she is the queen of Christmas after all. And everyone knows Christmas starts on 1st November.. right? </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/B4UEpHdAFDX/?utm_source=ig_embed" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:See the original post on Instagram" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">See the original post on Instagram</a></p>
    2/13

    1) Mariah turning herself into the ultimate Christmas meme

    We're getting weird meta vibes from Mariah turning herself into a meme but, hey, she is the queen of Christmas after all. And everyone knows Christmas starts on 1st November.. right?

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  • <p>Depends which day you catch us on, tbh - and how many mince pies have been consumed.</p>
    3/13

    2) Our two Christmas moods

    Depends which day you catch us on, tbh - and how many mince pies have been consumed.

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  • <p>Ok, we don't want to leave Bublé out of this. He is the King to Mariah's Queen, after all. </p>
    4/13

    3) Or if Bublé's more your bag...

    Ok, we don't want to leave Bublé out of this. He is the King to Mariah's Queen, after all.

  • <p>Sounds fake, tbh, but we'll need to see the evidence.</p>
    5/13

    4) It just doesn't add up...

    Sounds fake, tbh, but we'll need to see the evidence.

  • <p>No matter how old we get, we can't resist a cheeky look at the presents under the tree.</p>
    6/13

    5) Resisting the temptation

    No matter how old we get, we can't resist a cheeky look at the presents under the tree.

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  • <p>Big up all the parents forced to consume all those cookies and milk (or sherry, if they were smart). </p>
    7/13

    6) Had us all fooled, tbh

    Big up all the parents forced to consume all those cookies and milk (or sherry, if they were smart).

  • <p>Cat-owners will feel the pain. In fact, just don't bother with a tree. You know it's getting destroyed.</p>
    8/13

    7) Baby Yoda will forever be a mood

    Cat-owners will feel the pain. In fact, just don't bother with a tree. You know it's getting destroyed.

  • <p>The natural order of things cannot be disrupted. Goodbye pumpkin; hello Christmas tree.</p>
    9/13

    8) Listen, it's just the laws of physics

    The natural order of things cannot be disrupted. Goodbye pumpkin; hello Christmas tree.

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  • <p>Who needs a bauble when the star is right under your nose? </p>
    10/13

    9) We can't argue with that...

    Who needs a bauble when the star is right under your nose?

  • <p>The older we get, the bigger our sock collection. Throw in a fluffy duvet and we're sorted.</p>
    11/13

    10) Don't underestimate the power of socks

    The older we get, the bigger our sock collection. Throw in a fluffy duvet and we're sorted.

  • <p>Tragic. Can we please go back to when we were eight? Thanks. </p>
    12/13

    11) Can we please go back?

    Tragic. Can we please go back to when we were eight? Thanks.

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  • <p>Why was our school Nativity play never this cute?</p>
    13/13

    12) This is all we need for Christmas

    Why was our school Nativity play never this cute?

<p>11,000, to be exact. And this year we're more ready than ever. <br><br><strong>Like this article? </strong><a href="https://hearst.emsecure.net/optiext/optiextension.dll?ID=nPTl681bgeiKhoMTpW31pzPluR1KbK8iYdv56%2BzY5rdcCoNqPYqUsTx_%2BXEjZKPdzGeMe03lZk%2B1nA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Sign up to our newsletter" class="link rapid-noclick-resp"><strong>Sign up to our newsletter</strong></a><strong> to get more articles like this delivered straight to your inbox.</strong><br></p>
<p>We're getting weird meta vibes from Mariah turning herself into a meme but, hey, she is the queen of Christmas after all. And everyone knows Christmas starts on 1st November.. right? </p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/B4UEpHdAFDX/?utm_source=ig_embed" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:See the original post on Instagram" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">See the original post on Instagram</a></p>
<p>Depends which day you catch us on, tbh - and how many mince pies have been consumed.</p>
<p>Ok, we don't want to leave Bublé out of this. He is the King to Mariah's Queen, after all. </p>
<p>Sounds fake, tbh, but we'll need to see the evidence.</p>
<p>No matter how old we get, we can't resist a cheeky look at the presents under the tree.</p>
<p>Big up all the parents forced to consume all those cookies and milk (or sherry, if they were smart). </p>
<p>Cat-owners will feel the pain. In fact, just don't bother with a tree. You know it's getting destroyed.</p>
<p>The natural order of things cannot be disrupted. Goodbye pumpkin; hello Christmas tree.</p>
<p>Who needs a bauble when the star is right under your nose? </p>
<p>The older we get, the bigger our sock collection. Throw in a fluffy duvet and we're sorted.</p>
<p>Tragic. Can we please go back to when we were eight? Thanks. </p>
<p>Why was our school Nativity play never this cute?</p>

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