31 Hilarious Billy Crystal Quotes From Movies And TV
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He's one of the best to ever do it.
Castle Rock Entertainment - 2/32
"When I Buy A New Book, I Read The Last Page First." - When Harry Met Sally
Castle Rock Entertainment - 3/32
"Well, It Just So Happens That Your Friend Here Is Only Mostly Dead." - The Princess Bride
20th Century Fox - 4/32
"I Tried To Be A Man Of The People, I Had A Payphone In My Car" - Comic Relief '87 Opening
HBO - 5/32
"But Every Time I Went To Taste The Cheese, The Thing Came Down Right On My Tongue! I’m Tellin’ Ya — After Forty, Fifty Times, I Couldn’t Even Feel The Cheese, Much Less Taste It." - Saturday Night Live
NBC - 6/32
"Hi Curly, Killed Anyone Today?" - City Slickers
Columbia Pictures - 7/32
"That's It, I'm Out Of Ideas. We're Closed. Hot Air Balloon? Too Expensive, Giant Slingshot? Too Conspicuous. Enormous Wooden Horse? Too Greek." - Monsters, Inc.
Disney/Pixar - 8/32
"You Look Marvelous!" - Saturday Night Live
NBC - 9/32
"Owen, You Gotta Get It Throughout Your Thick Head: I May Be A Lot Of Things, But I'm Not A Killer" - Throw Momma From The Train
Orion Pictures - 10/32
"Come Out, Come Out, Mr. Doody, And Swim In The Swimming Pool." - Parental Guidance
20th Century Fox - 11/32
"You Go Downstairs, You Shed A Tear, And You Say, 'It's A Shame. She Would Have Loved This Movie." - America's Sweethearts
Sony Pictures - 12/32
"Like When You Go Bowling And You Know You're In Someone Else's Shoes" - Friends
NBC - 13/32
"I Don't Like Heights. This Is Why I Stopped Growing At Fifth Grade." - My Giant
Sony Pictures - 14/32
"Come On, Don't Talk Back, Mime Is Money." - This Is Spinal Tap
Embassy Pictures - 15/32
"You Rush A Miracle Man, You Get Rotten Miracles." - The Princess Bride
20th Century Fox - 16/32
"And My Mother, Disguised As An East German Judge, Gave Me A 5.6" - When Harry Met Sally
Castle Rock Entertainment - 17/32
"He's A Lost Soul, He's A Dented Can, He's Behind Me, Isn't He?" - City Slickers II: The Legend Of Curly's Gold
Columbia Pictures - 18/32
"Don't You Have A Dark Side? I Know, You're Probably One Of Those Cheerful People Who Dot Their 'I's' With Little Hearts." - When Harry Met Sally
Castle Rock Entertainment - 19/32
"Sulley, You're Not Supposed To Name It. Once You Name It, You Start Getting Attached To It." - Monsters, Inc.
Disney/Pixar - 20/32
"What Is My Goal Here, To Make You A Happy, Well-Adjusted Gangster?” - Analyze This
Warner Bros. - 21/32
"Amnesia Dust, You Throw A Pinch, The Kid Forgets Everything That Happened The Last Few Seconds, [Throws Dust] That's How It Works." - Tooth Fairy
Disney - 22/32
"For Two Years I Ran A Hollywood Studio, But You Can't Trust Those People" - Deconstructing Harry
Fine Line Features - 23/32
"While You're At It, Why Don't You Give Me A Nice Paper Cut And Pour Lemon Juice On It?" - The Princess Bride
20th Century Fox - 24/32
"Either God Is In The Salvage Business Or Bigfoot Took My Car!" - My Giant
Sony Pictures - 25/32
"I Couldn't Catch A Ball. Well, It's Hard To Catch With Your Face. I Had The Word 'Spalding' Written On My Forehead 'Til I Was About Six." - Memories Of Me
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer - 26/32
"Well, It's Just That You Get To Do All The Dangerous Stuff, And I Get To Parallel Park" - Running Scared
New Line Cinema - 27/32
"What's The Matter With You? We Never Discuss Mr. Vitti's Health Outside The Family" - Analyze This
Warner Bros. - 28/32
"Well Then, Let Me Be The First To Say Farewell!" - Forget Paris
Sony Pictures - 29/32
"Mr. Klein Died Today, Leaving A Wife, Two Children, And A Spacious Three-Bedroom Apartment With A Wood-Burning Fireplace." - When Harry Met Sally
Castle Rock Entertainment - 30/32
"You And The Wife Retire To Fort Lauderdale, You Start Eating Dinner At Two, Lunch Around Ten, Breakfast The Night Before" - City Slickers
Columbia Pictures - 31/32
"Dodgeball Was The Best, Oh Yeah. I Was The Fastest One Out There. Of Course I Was The Ball." - Monsters, Inc.
Disney/Pixar - 32/32
"You Should Knock First Because There's Some Kind Of Weird Bear In There." - The Comedians
FX