Well now there’s an internet plugin available to decipher what property agents are really trying to tell you.
The plugin is available through Google Chrome and Firefox, and as Butler explains “will take words such as ‘stunning’ and ‘stylish’ and replace them with words like ‘passable’ and ‘tacky’.”
Shitemove works on Foxtons, Gumtree, OpenRent, Prime Location, Right Move and Zoopla.
These are some of the best examples Butler has discovered when testing the plugin. Unsurprisingly, he says, it works most effectively on properties listed in London.